Top Ten Reasons to Play with DICK

Top Ten Reasons to Play with Dick

10           You’re Bored

9            You’re Angry

8            Give it the Boss who just Fired You

7            Send it to an annoying Neighbor

6            Bring it to a friend who just had a Vasectomy

5            Give it as a gift to your Gay Cousin

4            Great fun at any Divorce Party

3            Even more fun at Bachelorette Parties

2            Share laughs with Grandma at the Nursing Home

1            Shove it someplace special on your Boyfriend whom you just found Screwing your Sister!