All About Dick Vol 2

Posted on March 17, 2019

  It’s here! It’s bigger, better and funnier!!! All About Dick Vol 2 is bigger and better! Featuring Harvey Weinerstein and Judge Cockanaugh. You’ll meet the Three Little Dicks who want you to huff and puff and blow them. A Field of Wet Dreams – stroke it, he will cum. The laughs keep cumming!   Perfect for bachelorette parties, grandmas quilting circle and anyone with an irreverent sense of humor!  

Dick Diary #3 Leo

Posted on January 29, 2019

Dick Diary #3 Leo I have a small penis. How do I know? If the average is six inches, I’m only halfway there. Who determines what is average? Are doctors required to report dick size? Is there a universal dick measurement system? Do you repot to the Department of Penis Statistics? Is it true that black men have inordinately large members? I’ve seen some tootsie rolls out there. I’ve also seen a foot-long on white bread. But, let’s just sayRead More

Dick Diary #2 Stephen

Posted on November 9, 2018

STEPHEN   I’m really happy women are bonding, finding their collective voice, standing together in the #MeToo movement. No doubt there remain copious amounts of women who have a story of abuse, harassment or worse. Every time they hear #MeToo something is triggered within.  Maybe this time they’ll say something. The truly sad part is… it’s not just women. And not to lessen or demean any women’s experience, but being a man is even harder to stand-up and say, #MeToo.Read More

Dick Diary #1 DAVID

Posted on September 13, 2018

DAVID Have you ever had a sudden realization… Oh my god, I forgot to get married!  Or, oh my god, I forgot to have kids! It’s not just a women thing.  Guys have it too. I know I can have kids well into my sixties. And, in our society, it’s a lot easier or “more acceptable” for an older man with a younger woman. Usually because an older man has money and the woman just wants to be taken careRead More

113 Names for the Penis

Posted on November 18, 2017

I recently attending The Brant Foundation Art Study Center’s fall exhibition which featured the art of Jason Rhoades.  I entered the main room and was delighted by hundreds of words expressed in Neon. I like Neon. I read the words… Furry Horse Collar… Oak Tree Planter… Chopped Liver.  It was very nice. Then, it was explained to me that the neon words was actually a collection of 96 names for the Vagina. What was very nice, was now awesome!Read More

My Dead Husband’s Penis

Posted on June 23, 2017

WHAT DID YOU SAY?  a Burning Man conversation…. NOVEMBER 22, 2016 The sun had just set.  The familiar dusty smell welcomed me back to the Black Rock Desert. We rode out to the temple build to visit other early arrival friends. I was excited to paint a mural this year. It would be a representation of All About Dick.  I wanted to poke fun at our penis owning population but with love and respect. My playa gift was All AboutRead More


Posted on June 23, 2017

WHAT IS BURNING MAN? NOVEMBER 5, 2016 When five 85+ friends gathered for a coloring session, they allowed me to record them. The greatest challenge was not to drop the camera and laugh out loud so you couldn’t hear them. While editing the many rich moments together, there was this one exchange of what exactly was Burning Man. One of the ladies coloring the center pages which features Dick Burns, venture capitalist and Newbie Desert Dicks who are simply enamoredRead More

Shave Dick

Posted on June 23, 2017

SCULPTING DICK Preparing a Gallery Exhibit SEPTEMBER 13, 2016 It takes a lot of time and hard work to create a gallery exhibit. The good news is that Dick allows for tremendous creative freedom so the ideas simply flow. However, transitioning from an idea to reality is often two different things. But, when in the flow, even mistakes or bad ideas evolve into something special. I love when a piece makes me laugh when I think of it, when IRead More


Posted on June 23, 2017

August 2016 Playing with Dick is so much fun… it should be illegal! watch video here

Talk About Dick…

Posted on June 23, 2017

  August 1, 2016 The idea for All About Dick came about some 20+ years ago. At the time it consisted of photos of dicks in costumes with complimentary backgrounds shot on film, pre-Viagra. It was fun but tedious. There were never quite enough quality images to create a book or even a worthwhile website so the idea just sat in the background. Occasionally it would rear its head as a reminder that it wanted someplace to live. Sometime inRead More