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I recently attending The Brant Foundation Art Study Center\u2019s fall exhibition which featured the art of Jason Rhoades.\u00a0 I entered the main room and was delighted by hundreds of words expressed in Neon. I like Neon. I read the words\u2026 Furry Horse Collar\u2026 Oak Tree Planter\u2026 Chopped Liver.\u00a0 It was very nice.<\/p>\n
https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=hbaYWuQpMmA<\/a><\/p>\n Then, it was explained to me that the neon words was actually a collection of 96 names for the Vagina.<\/p>\n What was very nice, was now awesome! Suddenly it all took on greater meaning and a much more vibrant and humorous experience.\u00a0 \u00a0Words like Twat Waffle or Snail Whistle blazed like a neon sign, well, it actually was a neon sign, but funny how I missed it before? It occurred to me that Mr Rhoades must have started with a list. With that, it inspired me to create my own list for Dick\u2026<\/p>\n 113 Names for the Penis:<\/strong><\/p>\n Boy Juice Box<\/p>\n Totem Pole<\/p>\n Shaft (shut yo mouth)<\/p>\n Redneck Fishing Pole<\/p>\n Mission Control<\/p>\n Father John<\/p>\n Rain Stick<\/p>\n Hammerhead<\/p>\n Hercules<\/p>\n Sticky Lollipop<\/p>\n Doctor Feelgood<\/p>\n Lightsaber<\/p>\n Mr Wizard<\/p>\n Twinkie<\/p>\n Tim<\/p>\n Rocky<\/p>\n Willie Johnson<\/p>\n Governor<\/p>\n Dip Stick<\/p>\n Fat Elvis<\/p>\n Jam<\/p>\n The Flying Dutchman<\/p>\n Grim Reaper<\/p>\n Javelin<\/p>\n Maestro<\/p>\n Pokemon<\/p>\n Uncle Boo Boo<\/p>\n Junk<\/p>\n Snickers<\/p>\n Seed Spitter<\/p>\n St Peter<\/p>\n One-eyed Trouser Snake<\/p>\n Sidewinder<\/p>\n Flag Pole Freddie<\/p>\n Missile Man<\/p>\n Skyscraper<\/p>\n Connical Scanner<\/p>\n Cherry Pop Over<\/p>\n Pocket Rocket<\/p>\n Attila<\/p>\n Nasa<\/p>\n Samuel Jackson<\/p>\n Tallywacker<\/p>\n Dow Jones<\/p>\n Heat Seeking Missile<\/p>\n Jacob\u2019s Ladder<\/p>\n Too Much Garlic<\/p>\n Willie\u2019s Wonka<\/p>\n Homing Pigeon<\/p>\n \u2018shroom<\/p>\n Gravy Master<\/p>\n Redwood<\/p>\n Walking Stick<\/p>\n Trombone<\/p>\n Tandem<\/p>\n Beef Kabob<\/p>\n Ticonderoga #2<\/p>\n Frankenfurter<\/p>\n Oil Rig<\/p>\n Crusty Helmet<\/p>\n Lamp Post<\/p>\n Obelisk<\/p>\n Cattle Prod<\/p>\n Damien<\/p>\n The Torch<\/p>\n Jungle Jim<\/p>\n The Professor (aka The Brains)<\/p>\n Tricky Dick<\/p>\n Wiki Leak<\/p>\n Rock Hard<\/p>\n Harvey Wallbanger<\/p>\n Boff Machine<\/p>\n Elephant Trunk<\/p>\n Magic Flute<\/p>\n Chief of Staff<\/p>\n Moby<\/p>\n Mr Happy<\/p>\n Powerball<\/p>\n Bratwurst<\/p>\n Cave Dweller<\/p>\n Bed-n-Breakfast<\/p>\n Womb Warrior<\/p>\n Fluffernutter<\/p>\n Eye of the Needle<\/p>\n Tarzan<\/p>\n Burrito Supreme<\/p>\n Tongue Depressor<\/p>\n Growth Opportunity<\/p>\n Mr Cheney<\/p>\n The Baguette<\/p>\n Ahab\u2019s Harpoon<\/p>\n Hot Dog Stand<\/p>\n Speak into the Microphone<\/p>\n Skippy the Wonder Dog<\/p>\n Chopstick<\/p>\n Shazam<\/p>\n Pipeline<\/p>\n Roy Moore<\/p>\n Foul Ball<\/p>\n Drooling Cyclops<\/p>\n Branch Manager<\/p>\n Wife Beater<\/p>\n Chance<\/p>\n Titty Fucker<\/p>\n Monolithic<\/p>\n One-eyed Bandit<\/p>\n Dean Wormer<\/p>\n Captain Fabulous<\/p>\n Spearhead Warrior<\/p>\n Jack Hammer<\/p>\n Eiffel Tower<\/p>\n Mr Friendly<\/p>\n PeePee Longstocking<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I recently attending The Brant Foundation Art Study Center\u2019s fall exhibition which featured the art of Jason Rhoades.\u00a0 I entered the main room and was delighted by hundreds of words expressed in Neon. I like Neon. I read the words\u2026 Furry Horse Collar\u2026 Oak Tree Planter\u2026 Chopped Liver.\u00a0 It was very nice. https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=hbaYWuQpMmA Then, it was explained to me that the neon words was actually a collection of 96 names for the Vagina. 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