{"id":117,"date":"2017-06-23T13:39:52","date_gmt":"2017-06-23T17:39:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/allaboutdick.com\/?page_id=117"},"modified":"2018-04-26T13:11:16","modified_gmt":"2018-04-26T17:11:16","slug":"top-ten-reasons-play-dick","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/allaboutdick.com\/?page_id=117","title":{"rendered":"Top Ten Reasons to Play with DICK"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Top Ten Reasons to Play with Dick<\/p>\n

10 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 You’re Bored<\/strong><\/p>\n

9 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0You’re Angry<\/strong><\/p>\n

8 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Give it the Boss who just Fired<\/strong> You<\/p>\n

7 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Send it to an annoying Neighbor<\/strong><\/p>\n

6 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Bring it to a friend who just had a Vasectomy<\/strong><\/p>\n

5 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Give it as a gift to your Gay<\/strong> Cousin<\/p>\n

4 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Great fun at any Divorce<\/strong> Party<\/p>\n

3 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Even more fun at Bachelorette<\/strong> Parties<\/p>\n

2 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Share laughs with Grandma<\/strong> at the Nursing Home<\/p>\n

1 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Shove it someplace special on your Boyfriend whom you just found Screwing<\/strong>\u00a0your Sister!<\/p>\n

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Top Ten Reasons to Play with Dick 10 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 You’re Bored 9 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0You’re Angry 8 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Give it the Boss who just Fired You 7 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Send it to an annoying Neighbor 6 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Bring it to a friend who just had a Vasectomy 5 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Give it as a gift to your Gay CousinRead More→<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-117","page","type-page","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/allaboutdick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/allaboutdick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/allaboutdick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutdick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutdick.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=117"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutdick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/117\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":132,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutdick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/117\/revisions\/132"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allaboutdick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/allaboutdick.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}